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I’ll tell you what. If Michael Crichton time travels, writes the book [and] Stan...
– Sam Neill, on the possibility of another Jurassic Park movie. (via bookshelvesofdoom)
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Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl.
He has a diary, a favorite ring and necklace, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
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